*This is what I look like when I'm winding up for a pun.


Contrasts make life interesting.

Here are mine.


Anxiety-powered | Fearlessly creative
I’m haunted by kitchen messes, but driven to cook delicious ideas with reckless abandon.

Spicy horticulturist | Born to be mild
I love growing nuclear peppers, but I’m scared to eat them. Medium salsa is really my jam.

Machine punner | Not too cheesy
A creative director once limited me to three puns per day.
I think that was wise.*

Big idea junkie | Nuts about bolts
I’ve been crafting brand stories for 15 years, but I’m also comfortable getting technical.

A Jason of all industries | And at home in yours
No matter the arena, great ideas are what move people. Let’s get started.


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